Oh C-R-A-P!!!

Um... you see this? I was listening to some stuff at work today, and someone came over to talk to me so I pulled my head phone out of my ear.
Does this look it's MISSING anything?Yeah... IT DOES!!!

(ignore the fact that my ear is ELF shaped- thank you to myself for taking this up close picture and revealing such a flaw)
The freakin' thing got stuck in my ear. It's not like I was trying to reach my brain tubey thingy's with it. I just put it in. This presented quite the dilema. I mean let's be honest... I'm carrying A LOT of valuable information in this head of mine. I mean, we're talking things people would kill me for just get access to. I had to get it out. But... I had to get it out without others noticing. (Keep in mind, This was not as tricky as the time I had to put my slip on at my desk- now that was... um, let's just say I'll never do that again.) I won't tell you how I got this thing out. Just know... I got it out without any PERMANENT damage.