Okay… here is a lesson by Tahnee… Ready, Okay.
When you are trying to be good, satan (who doesn’t even get his name capitalized because he doesn’t even have a body, and I hate him) will find someway to sneak himself into your life, when you least expect, and especially when you try to take short cuts. See… let me tell you a little short story. Today, I tried to be good. Went for my walk, then was slightly tempted by some chocolate ice cream in the cafeteria. I saw that they had this fruit and whip cream salad as a side. So.. the “all knowing Tahnee” that I am decided that I would get this salad. Fruit… healthy, Whip cream… not too much sugar. DONE! Well, as I came up to my desk, opened it up, of course proud of myself for not getting a brownie or chocolate ice cream, and took a bite, I was pleasantly surprised at how good it was. Best fruit and whip cream salad ever. As I took bite number 2, guess what I found? I’ll tell you! A frickin’ snickers! WHO CUTS UP SNICKERS BARS AND PUTS IT IN A SALAD? SATAN, THAT’S WHO!!! The big fat jerkface! Weirdo cafeteria workers anyway… it’s good,.. but for the love!!! If I wanted the dessert… I would have gotten a brownie. LOL!!!
They must have gotten the recipe from the spa I was at during the summer. I hated that dish. I would eat all the fruit first and then give myself a reward by eating the delicious snickers. It is better than the broccoli, raisen, mayonaisse and bacon salad we had to eat, I seriously thought I was going to die. Plus what would you even consider the reward in that?
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