Kitchen Appliances

This post should have actually happened a while ago, but life gets busy. I'm posting because I need something funny right now and so I pulled up this conversation. One of my wonderful friends and I were going back and forth on a question someone that she was getting set up with asked her (his was lame and she wasn't sure she was excited about him), so she asked one back and hers was:

"If you could be any kitchen appliance what would it be?"

But... I thought he asked her that question, so here is our conversation...

Jessica:
hey, if you could be one kitchen appliance, what would you be?
Tahnee:
Can you please tell him you would be a juicer- so you can squeeze the life out of him.
Hahahahahaha
Or a toaster so you can BURN him!
Or a chopper so you can chew him up and spit him out....
hahahahahahaha...
Jessica:
that was MY question to him :)
i would be an oven because i am HOT! ahahaha
those are so funny.
Tahnee:
Hahahahahahahahaha... OH :)
Tahnee:
Microwave- cause I heat things up and FAST!
GASP! Did I just say that?
That's what I would be...
JK
Lazy Susan... hahahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard.....
Everything is funny to me right now....
Jessica Bird:
blender because i like to mix things up
frying pan...make things sizzle
Tahnee:
Garbage disposal... incase this date goes south...
hahahaha
Jessica:
bah hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha BEST!

It was so funny and we were laughing so hard... BTW... his answer was lame- it was the blender... to mix things up. BOO! Oh, and I'm not a mean dater, I promise.